Worst Client Requests Turned Into Posters

I've been working as a designer for quite some time now and I've encountered a lot of clients who think graphic designers are some sort of sorcerers or wizards who can magically turn their sh*tty ideas into art. Most clients even give difficult changes with only a short amount of time for the designers to finish.

Here are some examples of quotes by some clients that designers, like me, would find annoying and funny: